Green Lake Shane

"Let's do it backwards and on the inside."

Camping Shane

"Should we get straps? I mean, I know you're having fun, but..."

iPhone Shane

"You have to actually touch it, as opposed to what you were doing."

Gun Shane. I don't really have good aim I just want to feel the power of the gun

Wasabi Salami Nut Shane

"It was kind of salty and nutty. A little meaty and greasy..."

Seafarers of Shane

"I will give all of the money in my pockets for your wood."

Edamame Shane

"If you squeeze it, a little bit of yummy goodness comes out."