Stuffing Shane

"I'll hold, you scoop."

More Top Chef Shane

"...at a room temperature, when it was kind of melting and it kind of coats your whole tongue, you don't even know what else comes afterwards..."

Turkey Shane

"I don’t know whether to rub things on it."

Towel Shane

"I'm not even soaking through to the other side."

Brick-Breaker Shane

"The balls can bounce into each other, I saw it, I swear"

Social calendar Shane

"Just woke up. I'm down whenever."

Recursive Shane

"Well this was nice, I got to eat and listen to Shane talk to himself for an hour."

Green thing Shane

"I can't tell if the big part goes in the front or the back."

Shane's best gift ever

"I accept it as a gift, but my condition is: you have to do all the things with me."

8th Doctor Shane

"Trying to satisfy all these different people pulling in all these different directions..."

Gabfest Shane

"And then I expect him to come very big and hard."

"Do you think he should whip out some huge agenda and go for it?"

Awkward

Top Chef Shane

"Never have I had anything so violently sweet in my mouth."

Palin-Shane

"Even if it's cracked up a little bit, maybe I'll plow right on through that and maybe prematurely plow through it, but don't let me miss an open door. And if there is an open door in '12 or four years later, and if it is something that is going to be good for my family, for my state, for my nation, an opportunity for me, then I'll plow through that door.”

Politico, November 10, 2008

Settlers of Shane

"I can't even put it in the place I wanted to put it."

Also...
"I'm playing this game under protest."

Governator-Shane

"They should never give up. They should be on it and on it until they get it done."

LA Times, November 10, 2008

Inexplicable Shane

"And then I looked back and realized 'oh god, he didn't come!'"

CNN Shane

"I'm told they shoot my body from all different angles."

Academic Shane

"I think it is important that we at least explore the belly of the beast before mounting it for a ride."

Jason Kaufman, For the Common Good? American Civic Life and the Golden Age of Fraternity (New York: Oxford University Press, 2002), 32.

fivethirtyShane

The elation that Democrats feel is mixed with the hangover of carrying so much emotional electricity in the body for so long. Its discharge is necessarily going to leave an exhaustion behind.

Darwin's Shane

"It was like this long, and I ate it."

I/Thou Shane

"Once we start to rub that lamp, why not go the whole way?"

I think we may have hit it big (twss)

(if you lack time or interest, skip to the bottom of this)

http://www.abc.net.au/7.30/stories/s141290.htm

Doctor Shane

"Tracked you down with this. This is my timey-wimey detector. Goes ding when there's stuff. Also, it can boil an egg at 30 paces. Whether you want it to or not, actually, so I've learned to stay away from hens. It's not pretty when they blow."

Organic farmer Shane

"Every other thing he ripped out, he let us taste some."

Shane, the final frontier

Mercury spewed mysterious dark blue material

Red card Shane

"When you go a man down, you're stretched in every direction."

"They're one man down, but right now it looks like they're 15 on 6."

Pong playing Shane

"How do we wipe this?"

More Blackberry Shane

"Stop vibrating I'm trying to play."

Blackberry Shane

"This thing is always going off"

Division of labor Shane

"I haven't said no to anything in the past three weeks."

Game playing Shane

"I'm always second but never first"

Tub-packing Shane

"Why is it so hard to fit everything in here?"

Josh Gonzales Shane

"One thing that they just keeping pounding in..."

Darth Shane

"Many of the objects of this up-blowing are clones..."

-- http://www.slate.com/id/2201450/

Shane gets the band back together

"Do you still play?"
"I haven't touched it in years."

Bailout Shane

"Now that they've expressed themselves, gotten their joints cracked, they seem to be open to voting in favor of a tweaked package."

I don't even want to know.

Shane Palin

"like every taxpayer, we are ill about this position we've been put in"

3 laws of Shane

"Odeen's earliest memories were filled with Hard Ones"

-- from Isaac Asimov's novel "The Gods Themselves"

more bailout shane

"many do not want the government buying toxic assets and, in their view, jamming it down their throats"

bailout shane

"if money is not loosened, this economy will go down"

McShane

"I think this is going to blow up in his face."

bbq shane

don't worry, the flesh will come

Twix Shane

"Depends if you chew or savor."

Frisbee Shane

"I just can't bend over like that anymore."

Commercial Shane

"Introducing, the new liquid cleaning foaming pipe snake."

Post-doc Shane

"Physics isn't about what you do; it's about who you do it with."

"Wow, I should probably post that myself."

"The robots will never withstand the crabs."

Katz's Shane

"I bit into the pickle and it exploded."

Pull Shane

"You want to pull on it?"

Swallow Shane

"I'll never swallow again."

DNC Shane

“I just thought Hillary was a stronger candidate,” Ms. Julian said, “and I thought middle America would be able to swallow a Hillary presidency easier than a Barack presidency.”

(http://www.nytimes.com/2008/08/25/us/politics/25delegatesweb.html?_r=1&hp&oref=slogin)

DVD Shane

"I should take it out and rub it, shouldn't I?"

Starbucks Shane

"Oh my god, I just poked myself in the eye while trying to rub it."

Bike Shane

Q: "Why do girls need the hole then?"
A: "It depends on how hard you're riding the seat."

Actual Shane

"All right, so speaking of blow jobs"

Sweatshirt Shane

It's not that small - it just looks like a kid's

Headphones Shane

I'm about to shove mine in, sorry

Hacky sack Shane

"I don't really think you're supposed to touch it with your hands."

Octos Shane

"I did the same thing in the same room with Ken and Cram Helwich, it was an interesting experience."

External hard drive Shane

"Really? Because I've been plugging both in the whole time."

Calorie Shane

"I feel like I could blow half the camp."

Inflatable horse Shane

"This is a terrible place for the blow thing to be."

40% effective Shane

"Obama is going to pull out slow and carefully."

Water bottle Shane

"I don't want to get sick"
"Please? I won't even put my mouth on it"
"That's not even possible"

Round 7 Shane

"Yeah it does have the freakout factor, especially when you sing."

Asian drink Shane

"If you feel stuff in your mouth it's not bad."

1NR Shane

just say 'fuck' alot; it'll naturally come

LotR Shane

"Let me just verify that the screwdriver is with the camera and then we head down."

Motorcycles

"It was exhilarating to feel the air whipping around my face, the throb and bob of the machine gripped between my legs."

http://www.slate.com/id/2196642/entry/2196644/

Pen Shane

"Sorry, I have bad aim in the morning."

Rebuttal redo Shane

"So at our assigned time we just go up to the fourth floor and do our special thing?"

That's what Shane said.

Wikispaces Shane

"I can only film for about an hour and then I run into size problems"

That's what Shane said

Shane at the Orient

"She's too fast."
"No, she just doesn't open her mouth."

Cohen-Bissell Shane

"I’ll just come up here, or you can come down there."

Disclosure day Shane

"Don't be surprised if it's not as good as you anticipate."

Kathryn and Shane

"Shane is so dirty."

That's what Kathryn said.

Lab Shane

It was less than half an inch thick.
It completely ruined my circus experience.

Rope swing Shane

"Just give it a try and see how it feels."
"You can move your hands up as you're going down."
"I do better when I'm on camera apparently."

Shane said all of these things.

Josh Shane

I didn't lick it, I smelled it.

That's what...Davy said?

"We'll split it 3-way, unless you want to invite that other dude."

Shane O'bama

"How did Barack Obama achieve superslipperiness without becoming greasy?"

Disclosure Shane

"I've never even done it before and it's clearly the worst."

Oil file Shane

"Oh my god its so long.....why did you make your kids into slaves?"

Reflexive Shane

"This is not fair. I have slow reflexes."

Laptop Shane

"Every time he slams, my hands tell me to type softer."

Bananas

"Petal peels her bananas from the end without the stem.

I mentioned as much at the lunch table last week and triggered a firestorm of debate that has put several research careers on hold and seriously jeopardized the marriage of at least one colleague who, in his single-minded pursuit of truth, has refused for over a week to talk about anything other than the pros and cons of alternative peeling methods. As of this writing, he and his wife have reached an uneasy truce that prohibits him from ever again mentioning the word "banana" in the marital household."

That's what Shane said

From Gatsby

"My mouth says no but my brain says yes."

Shane definitely said that.

From a video on circular breathing

"This is my first time filming myself, and it feels really weird."

At the Hanover Inn

"Why am I the only one who did that?"

"Was it good for a box? No, it was actually good."

"Mine went way down. Waaaaaaay down."

Shane said all of these things.

"Everyone's coming but me"

That's what Shane said.

The space aff

"Yeah! Our's is longest!! ... but half is missing."

"I was ready to go the whole time. I even signed up"

That's what Shane said.

"Y'all can get off this one time"

That's what Shane said.