I just can't open my lips that wide now -lisp Shane

USC Shane

"The Trojans pulled another one out."

Mechanical bull Shane

"I was gripping onto the thing, knees locked, with a grimace, face down."

This was really said.

Pot Pie Shane

"Oooo, I'm so excited to put this in."

I was worried I was going to snort it so I had to swallow so fast - Catan Shane

Dominion Shane

"I've had this done to me a few times. That's how I picked it up."