Shane-book pro

"Make sure...the electrical prongs on your AC plug are in their completely extended position...As the MagSafe connector gets close to the port, you'll feel a magnetic pull drawing it in."

Shane Eyre

"Here the gentlemen interposed with earnest petitions to be further enlightened on these two last-named points; but they got only blushes, ejaculations, tremors, and titters, in return for their importunity."

(Jane Eyre; 6th to last paragraph of chapter 18)

static electricity Shane

"You probably shouldn't discharge on your computer."

Awkward Shane

"I plunged you in way too deep."