Thursday, December 30, 2010

Carcassone Shane

"There haven't been that many opportunities for us to screw each other..."

"I can't believe that came of my mouth."

Friday, December 17, 2010

Domo Shane 2

"People like hard things, right?"

Domo Shane

"It's just a matter of poking until you find the right hole."

Saturday, December 11, 2010

Ice cream Shane

"You want to try this, even though it's not very hard?"

Saturday, November 27, 2010

Georgia Tech Shane

"Boy, he accelerated through that hole."

Saturday, November 13, 2010

Marx Shane

"I've been pretty slow today, but eventually I managed to spit it out."

Refrigerator Shane

"You take one out, you put one in. Those are the rules. No, not one of those. Ohhhh, that's good."

Friday, October 29, 2010

Eyeliner Shane

"This is so hard. I have a broken pencil and no liquid."

Tuesday, September 14, 2010

I felt it explode in my mouth -topchef shane

Monday, September 13, 2010

Powerpoint Shane

"I have the dongle in my pocket."

Sunday, September 12, 2010

feline Shane

"If you are affectionate, you will get moist."

Friday, September 3, 2010

Reading Shane

I'll only last like 12 seconds, but it will be really good.

Tuesday, August 31, 2010

Dan Brown Shane

"The only emotions they inspired in me were fleeting curiosity followed by self-loathing and shame."

Sunday, August 29, 2010

Twilight Imperium Shane

"If we stopped right now, I would be totally satisfied."

Saturday, August 21, 2010

jazz band Shane

"We're not going to do the hard thing?"
"Okay, give me the hard thing."

Sunday, August 15, 2010

diplomacy Shane

"Here's hoping we can keep it up."

"I'm just glad I'm going to make it longer than Britain."

Sunday, August 8, 2010

Disclosure Shane

"If you can fit it in, I'll approve it. Right now though, it's just too big."

Saturday, August 7, 2010

Beirut Shane

"I might get hit in the face, but can I come?"

Friday, August 6, 2010

Oobleck Shane

"If you hit it really hard it's solid, but if you hit it really soft it's fluid."

Tuesday, August 3, 2010

Treetop Shane

"Then she asked me for my juice, so I gave it to her."

Monday, August 2, 2010

Lipstick Shane

"That's actually twice as big as mine without being physically bigger than mine."

Pine Park Shane

It's just so nice...it's pretty soft too.

river Shane

"He whines every time before getting in, but still does it anyway."

Saturday, July 31, 2010

burger Shane

"I ate Five Guys yesterday and I didn't puke."

Friday, July 30, 2010

recruiter Shane

"I met a lot of people that way. Some of them came. Some of them didn't come. Maybe it depended on what mood I was in."

Shane actually said this.

Thursday, July 29, 2010

College Shane

“The real thing is to get our ED numbers up, like we did last year with the senior assistants.”

Wednesday, July 28, 2010

Jazz hands Shane

"One thing about the Okinawans is they've been shafted over and over again. Just shafted. And it's been a total buildup and now they're ready to burst at the brink."

Sunday, July 25, 2010

Generic Shane

"It doesn’t matter where it goes! Just put it in! Somewhere, somewhere!"

Saturday, July 24, 2010

Rug burn Shane / lube up Shane

"I keep forgetting to put lotion on my elbows."

Hair Shane

His looks like yours would look if it were longer...and thicker.

Shane didn't invent peel and dump...but he did popularize it

Do you know 'peel and dump'?

How can you peel and dump at the same time?

Saturday, July 17, 2010

Splinter Shane

It's pretty small...but it's in pretty deep.

Redo Shane

"I had to do it at least fifteen times... it was only one session, but it took like five hours."

Tuesday, July 13, 2010

2AR Shane

Our TNW advantage...its big, its huge

Saturday, July 10, 2010

D&D Shane

We never actually used it, but he liked showing it to people.
That tasted like soup.

Saturday, July 3, 2010

Blitz Shane

"Why were you on it in the first place?"
"I don't know. People were yelling. I got confused... I got off, though."
Don't be afraid of your gumby

Friday, June 25, 2010

Kiwi Shane

"And then it made my throat feel weird so I didn't do it."

Friday, June 18, 2010

Immersion blender Shane

"It's easy. You just stick it in and move it around a little bit."

Tuesday, June 15, 2010

Vuvuzela Shane

"Maybe there's a time to blow them and a time not to blow them...Just don't do it during the national anthem"

Saturday, June 5, 2010

Three inches will do that to a girl

Friday, June 4, 2010

Moby Dick Shane

"For small erections may be finished by their first architects; grand ones, true ones, ever leave the copestone to posterity."

Wednesday, May 26, 2010

Mug Shane

"I have to make it both clever and big...that's hard"

Thursday, May 20, 2010

girlie drink Shane

"Come on My Bosom"

English name of a slushy drink being sold at the Ewha Womans University summer sports day festival.

I can't make this stuff up.

Tuesday, May 11, 2010

Sex video Shane

"I don’t think I’ve ever traumatized that many people at the same time."

Monday, May 3, 2010

Joop Shane

"I'm going to do something to someone that no one should ever do."

Yes, he really said that. Ick

Friday, April 16, 2010

Realism Shane

"I'm being pretty nasty, but there’s a good reason for it."

Thursday, April 1, 2010

Towel hook Shane

"At least it's not going to fall out anymore...so that's good."

Wednesday, March 31, 2010

postdoc Shane

National Laboratory is seeking a scientist to work in the Insertion Device Group

Monday, March 29, 2010

lecture Shane

let me know if there's anything you especially want me to touch on

Friday, March 26, 2010

I made it too wet the first time - ken rolling a cig shane

Thursday, March 25, 2010

You pretty much forced one down my throat last night
We cant get it in her fast enough - israel cigs shane

Bullpen Shane

"A little disappointed. It's a tough one to swallow."

Friday, March 19, 2010

MLB 3D Shane

"It will appear as though balls are hitting you in the face."

Thursday, February 18, 2010

Strawberry Shane

Those things are monsters...in a tasty way.

Sunday, February 7, 2010

Sour Patch Shane

The roof of my mouth hurts; that doesn't mean I should stop.

Friday, February 5, 2010

Hermeneutic Shane

I don’t understand how that got her out of her hole.

Saturday, January 23, 2010

Carcassonne Shane

game pleasure through wood

Thursday, January 21, 2010

More interpretive Shane

I guess what made this interesting to me wasn’t just the feeling part, but also the touching part.

Interpretive Shane

I’m sorry I’m making those noises. It’ll be over in just a second.

Sunday, January 17, 2010

Wheat gluten Shane

Watch out because it gets all over everything and it’s really sticky.

air mattress Shane

"I'm sorry it took so long for your thing to inflate."

yoga Shane

"She always leaves me really sore in the morning."

Friday, January 15, 2010

Teaching Shane

I believe in that. I just don't make those noises.

Thursday, January 14, 2010

Vom-Shane

I'm just very prone to regurgitation.