Katz's Shane

"I bit into the pickle and it exploded."

Pull Shane

"You want to pull on it?"

Swallow Shane

"I'll never swallow again."

DNC Shane

“I just thought Hillary was a stronger candidate,” Ms. Julian said, “and I thought middle America would be able to swallow a Hillary presidency easier than a Barack presidency.”

(http://www.nytimes.com/2008/08/25/us/politics/25delegatesweb.html?_r=1&hp&oref=slogin)

DVD Shane

"I should take it out and rub it, shouldn't I?"

Starbucks Shane

"Oh my god, I just poked myself in the eye while trying to rub it."

Bike Shane

Q: "Why do girls need the hole then?"
A: "It depends on how hard you're riding the seat."

Actual Shane

"All right, so speaking of blow jobs"

Sweatshirt Shane

It's not that small - it just looks like a kid's

Headphones Shane

I'm about to shove mine in, sorry

Hacky sack Shane

"I don't really think you're supposed to touch it with your hands."

Octos Shane

"I did the same thing in the same room with Ken and Cram Helwich, it was an interesting experience."

External hard drive Shane

"Really? Because I've been plugging both in the whole time."

Calorie Shane

"I feel like I could blow half the camp."

Inflatable horse Shane

"This is a terrible place for the blow thing to be."

40% effective Shane

"Obama is going to pull out slow and carefully."

Water bottle Shane

"I don't want to get sick"
"Please? I won't even put my mouth on it"
"That's not even possible"

Round 7 Shane

"Yeah it does have the freakout factor, especially when you sing."

Asian drink Shane

"If you feel stuff in your mouth it's not bad."

1NR Shane

just say 'fuck' alot; it'll naturally come

LotR Shane

"Let me just verify that the screwdriver is with the camera and then we head down."

Motorcycles

"It was exhilarating to feel the air whipping around my face, the throb and bob of the machine gripped between my legs."

http://www.slate.com/id/2196642/entry/2196644/

Pen Shane

"Sorry, I have bad aim in the morning."

Rebuttal redo Shane

"So at our assigned time we just go up to the fourth floor and do our special thing?"

That's what Shane said.

Wikispaces Shane

"I can only film for about an hour and then I run into size problems"

That's what Shane said

Shane at the Orient

"She's too fast."
"No, she just doesn't open her mouth."

Cohen-Bissell Shane

"I’ll just come up here, or you can come down there."

Disclosure day Shane

"Don't be surprised if it's not as good as you anticipate."

Kathryn and Shane

"Shane is so dirty."

That's what Kathryn said.

Lab Shane

It was less than half an inch thick.
It completely ruined my circus experience.

Rope swing Shane

"Just give it a try and see how it feels."
"You can move your hands up as you're going down."
"I do better when I'm on camera apparently."

Shane said all of these things.

Josh Shane

I didn't lick it, I smelled it.