Gaga Shane

"The fact that anyone could think it was acceptable for this to happen for two hours is unbelievable."

I'm full but I'm not satisfied - cabana Shane

Shane-lock Holmes

"So he sat as I dropped off to sleep, and so he sat when a sudden ejaculation caused me to wake up, and I found the summer sun shining into the apartment." -- `The Man with the Twisted Lip'

It's actually alarming the number of times Sir Arthur Conan Doyle uses the word "ejaculated" when modern authors would use the word "said"...

I'm not going to get this in my mouth, so I don't know where else you want it to go - drink Shane

OMG there's no way this is real Shane

Fridge Shane

For some reason, mine is abnormally large.

Carcassone Shane

I don't think I want it to go in.