Wednesday, January 28, 2009

The Dark Sector of Shane (2)

Unfortunately, the expansion history of the universe alone cannot tell us where to do it.

The Dark Sector of Shane

Put another way, we must alter equation (1.2). We can either do it on the right or the left hand side.

Sunday, January 25, 2009

Tender Shane

"It's harder not being face to face."

Friday, January 23, 2009

Obvi Shane

"How did I not know this was here before, I obviously would have played with this."

"He split it down the side, and it's hot running everywhere."

Wednesday, January 21, 2009

More recursive Shane

"Shane was just making his noises."

Sunday, January 18, 2009

I don't even want to know Shane

"You put it in and you spin it around and it's like mmmmmm."

Saturday, January 17, 2009

Hair Shane

"It oscillates between an eighth of an inch and six inches."

Fetuses Shane

"You can get the supercharged vitality of pure animality."

Shane actually did say that.

Blizzard Shane

"But those 8 inches are doing their best to create more inches by blowing around wildly."

Chungs Shane

"No, I know where to put it, the question is just-do you want us to put it there?"

Diplomacy Shane

"I'm still in."
"Just let me know where/when to sign up."
"I'm in."
"I'm in, though woefully unprepared...."
"I'll play too (although I need to learn how to play - never done so before)"

Shane said all of these things.

Monday, January 12, 2009

Shane Shane

"It's possible that I packed them while I was drunk, but I'm pretty sure the maid did it."

Friday, January 2, 2009

Expando Shane

"I'm an ambi-flipper when it comes to putting things in."
“Really?”
“Oh yeah, I do it both ways.”