Saturday, July 31, 2010

burger Shane

"I ate Five Guys yesterday and I didn't puke."

Friday, July 30, 2010

recruiter Shane

"I met a lot of people that way. Some of them came. Some of them didn't come. Maybe it depended on what mood I was in."

Shane actually said this.

Thursday, July 29, 2010

College Shane

“The real thing is to get our ED numbers up, like we did last year with the senior assistants.”

Wednesday, July 28, 2010

Jazz hands Shane

"One thing about the Okinawans is they've been shafted over and over again. Just shafted. And it's been a total buildup and now they're ready to burst at the brink."

Sunday, July 25, 2010

Generic Shane

"It doesn’t matter where it goes! Just put it in! Somewhere, somewhere!"

Saturday, July 24, 2010

Rug burn Shane / lube up Shane

"I keep forgetting to put lotion on my elbows."

Hair Shane

His looks like yours would look if it were longer...and thicker.

Shane didn't invent peel and dump...but he did popularize it

Do you know 'peel and dump'?

How can you peel and dump at the same time?

Saturday, July 17, 2010

Splinter Shane

It's pretty small...but it's in pretty deep.

Redo Shane

"I had to do it at least fifteen times... it was only one session, but it took like five hours."

Tuesday, July 13, 2010

2AR Shane

Our TNW advantage...its big, its huge

Saturday, July 10, 2010

D&D Shane

We never actually used it, but he liked showing it to people.
That tasted like soup.

Saturday, July 3, 2010

Blitz Shane

"Why were you on it in the first place?"
"I don't know. People were yelling. I got confused... I got off, though."
Don't be afraid of your gumby