Monday, July 18, 2011

There are many slots , put it on the right one

Saturday, July 16, 2011

It's much easier than you think. It just pops right out. - magic Shane

Thursday, July 14, 2011

I was grossed out, uncomfortable, and so proud of myself all at the same time. - words with friends Shane

Wednesday, July 13, 2011

I was holding it tightly. I was gripping it! - magic Shane

Cherry Shane part II

Eww, eww, eww. It was a nasty cherry. It had fuzz on it. but I didn't realize it until it was in my mouth.

Cherry Shane

"Are you going to get juice over my computer?"
"Don't worry, I'm using the other hand."

Monday, July 11, 2011

Tour de Shane

"He's got the biggest tongue in the business."

(British commentator referring to a French Tour de France rider)

Saturday, July 9, 2011

Teddy Bear Shane

I named it big floppy when I was in third grade.

Urban dictionary Shane

You do that, I'll watch.

Rolling Shane

I hear you have to lick it a lot to get it wet first.

Wall plug Shane

A: "Get on your knees"
B: "I like doing things the hard way."

Thursday, July 7, 2011

1NC Shane

"I guess his mouth was too tired by the time he got to that part."

Wednesday, July 6, 2011

asparagus Shane

"It's pretty woody down there."

Tuesday, July 5, 2011

Pine Park Shane

"It feels much larger than it actually is."

Saturday, July 2, 2011

I like being involved but I really like just watching - Magic Shane

Friday, July 1, 2011

They'll probably tell you if you put too much in - IRA Shane