I'm glad you finished it before I did.
- TWSS Shane

Alright, I'm not doing any more because my hand hurts.
- bottle opener Shane

Some of what's left in there has been in your mouth four or five times
- More Batch Shane

The first time I sipped, I misjudged the size of the hole
- Batch Shane

You know you have to suck when you have your mouth on it...
But I was sucking so hard!
- Racing Shane

This white creamy goodness. What is it? I almost choked. -Molly's Shane

It's too wide! Have YOU ever seen a penis that big? -carafe Shane

You've gotta spin it. It's an art. You can't let it flop. If it's too heavy on one side, it flops. - soft serve Shane

Okay, so now I know I need to suck in -omg Shane

It exploded in my mouth! -what it says on the box Shane

Finish fast, so we can go again! -chugging Shane

Pun Shane

“It was too fast, too hard at first.”

I like the black one better - it's longer. - printing Shane

You're going to have such a good system: the one blowing into your face, the other blowing out the other end. --fan Shane

Did you side to side both of them? Yeah, at the same time. I didn't want to front to front them! - hug Shane

Shane of Monte Cristo

"...he bent beneath the hand of a woman, yet would have stiffened to breaking point beneath that of any man."

Shane of los Angeles

That's a lot of fabric down there