Top Chef Shane

"I like the flavor, but I don't like the way it feels in my mouth."

You need to make the hole bigger - fundraising Shane

Falafel Shane - "I like to do it myself if I can"

It's a good thing not all of us can feel it every time you do that

Green Lake Shane

"Let's do it backwards and on the inside."

Camping Shane

"Should we get straps? I mean, I know you're having fun, but..."

iPhone Shane

"You have to actually touch it, as opposed to what you were doing."

Gun Shane. I don't really have good aim I just want to feel the power of the gun

Wasabi Salami Nut Shane

"It was kind of salty and nutty. A little meaty and greasy..."

Seafarers of Shane

"I will give all of the money in my pockets for your wood."

Edamame Shane

"If you squeeze it, a little bit of yummy goodness comes out."