Kiwi Shane

"And then it made my throat feel weird so I didn't do it."

Immersion blender Shane

"It's easy. You just stick it in and move it around a little bit."

Vuvuzela Shane

"Maybe there's a time to blow them and a time not to blow them...Just don't do it during the national anthem"

Three inches will do that to a girl

Moby Dick Shane

"For small erections may be finished by their first architects; grand ones, true ones, ever leave the copestone to posterity."

No-trade clause Shane

I'm open for whoever.