Carcassone Shane

"There haven't been that many opportunities for us to screw each other..."

"I can't believe that came of my mouth."

Domo Shane 2

"People like hard things, right?"

Domo Shane

"It's just a matter of poking until you find the right hole."

Ice cream Shane

"You want to try this, even though it's not very hard?"

Georgia Tech Shane

"Boy, he accelerated through that hole."

Marx Shane

"I've been pretty slow today, but eventually I managed to spit it out."

Refrigerator Shane

"You take one out, you put one in. Those are the rules. No, not one of those. Ohhhh, that's good."

Eyeliner Shane

"This is so hard. I have a broken pencil and no liquid."

I felt it explode in my mouth -topchef shane

Powerpoint Shane

"I have the dongle in my pocket."

feline Shane

"If you are affectionate, you will get moist."

Reading Shane

I'll only last like 12 seconds, but it will be really good.

Dan Brown Shane

"The only emotions they inspired in me were fleeting curiosity followed by self-loathing and shame."

Twilight Imperium Shane

"If we stopped right now, I would be totally satisfied."

jazz band Shane

"We're not going to do the hard thing?"
"Okay, give me the hard thing."

diplomacy Shane

"Here's hoping we can keep it up."

"I'm just glad I'm going to make it longer than Britain."

Disclosure Shane

"If you can fit it in, I'll approve it. Right now though, it's just too big."

Beirut Shane

"I might get hit in the face, but can I come?"

Oobleck Shane

"If you hit it really hard it's solid, but if you hit it really soft it's fluid."

Treetop Shane

"Then she asked me for my juice, so I gave it to her."

Lipstick Shane

"That's actually twice as big as mine without being physically bigger than mine."

Pine Park Shane

It's just so nice...it's pretty soft too.

river Shane

"He whines every time before getting in, but still does it anyway."

burger Shane

"I ate Five Guys yesterday and I didn't puke."

recruiter Shane

"I met a lot of people that way. Some of them came. Some of them didn't come. Maybe it depended on what mood I was in."

Shane actually said this.

College Shane

“The real thing is to get our ED numbers up, like we did last year with the senior assistants.”

Jazz hands Shane

"One thing about the Okinawans is they've been shafted over and over again. Just shafted. And it's been a total buildup and now they're ready to burst at the brink."

Generic Shane

"It doesn’t matter where it goes! Just put it in! Somewhere, somewhere!"

Rug burn Shane / lube up Shane

"I keep forgetting to put lotion on my elbows."

Hair Shane

His looks like yours would look if it were longer...and thicker.

Shane didn't invent peel and dump...but he did popularize it

Do you know 'peel and dump'?

How can you peel and dump at the same time?

Splinter Shane

It's pretty small...but it's in pretty deep.

Redo Shane

"I had to do it at least fifteen times... it was only one session, but it took like five hours."

2AR Shane

Our TNW advantage...its big, its huge

D&D Shane

We never actually used it, but he liked showing it to people.

That tasted like soup.

Blitz Shane

"Why were you on it in the first place?"
"I don't know. People were yelling. I got confused... I got off, though."

Don't be afraid of your gumby

Kiwi Shane

"And then it made my throat feel weird so I didn't do it."

Immersion blender Shane

"It's easy. You just stick it in and move it around a little bit."

Vuvuzela Shane

"Maybe there's a time to blow them and a time not to blow them...Just don't do it during the national anthem"

Three inches will do that to a girl

Moby Dick Shane

"For small erections may be finished by their first architects; grand ones, true ones, ever leave the copestone to posterity."

No-trade clause Shane

I'm open for whoever.

Mug Shane

"I have to make it both clever and big...that's hard"

girlie drink Shane

"Come on My Bosom"

English name of a slushy drink being sold at the Ewha Womans University summer sports day festival.

I can't make this stuff up.

Sex video Shane

"I don’t think I’ve ever traumatized that many people at the same time."

Joop Shane

"I'm going to do something to someone that no one should ever do."

Yes, he really said that. Ick

Realism Shane

"I'm being pretty nasty, but there’s a good reason for it."

Towel hook Shane

"At least it's not going to fall out anymore...so that's good."

postdoc Shane

National Laboratory is seeking a scientist to work in the Insertion Device Group

lecture Shane

let me know if there's anything you especially want me to touch on

I made it too wet the first time - ken rolling a cig shane

You pretty much forced one down my throat last night

We cant get it in her fast enough - israel cigs shane

Bullpen Shane

"A little disappointed. It's a tough one to swallow."

MLB 3D Shane

"It will appear as though balls are hitting you in the face."

Strawberry Shane

Those things are monsters...in a tasty way.

Sour Patch Shane

The roof of my mouth hurts; that doesn't mean I should stop.

Hermeneutic Shane

I don’t understand how that got her out of her hole.

Carcassonne Shane

game pleasure through wood

More interpretive Shane

I guess what made this interesting to me wasn’t just the feeling part, but also the touching part.

Interpretive Shane

I’m sorry I’m making those noises. It’ll be over in just a second.

Wheat gluten Shane

Watch out because it gets all over everything and it’s really sticky.

air mattress Shane

"I'm sorry it took so long for your thing to inflate."

yoga Shane

"She always leaves me really sore in the morning."

Teaching Shane

I believe in that. I just don't make those noises.

Vom-Shane

I'm just very prone to regurgitation.