farmers' market Shane

"wood fondling encouraged"

(seen at a stand selling wooden bowls at the Edmonds farmers' market)

Thumb drive Shane

"Yo, don't touch the tip."

trigger finger Shane

and that was a prematurely sent email... the rest to come shortly

IBM Shane

"That thing the other day, where you had to sit there and wiggle it around for thirty minutes just to get a charge...I can identify with that so much."

Bananagrams Shane

"I was pretty proud of herpes."

Sombrero Shane

"I might have stretched it out a little bit...I have an enormous head."
"Yes, you clearly have a larger head than I do."

Lab Shane

"Be ready to go deep but also have the flexibility to go quickly when you get going."