Economy Shane

"Lack of confidence causes premature pull out."

Guitar Shane

"You want to hold it so you can freely switch your fingers around. It works better that way"

Lecture Shane

"It's very easy to pull out quickly, right?"

Third floor Shane

"Take a whiff, and if you don't like it you don't have to play."

Rock Band Shane

"I don’t really know why it doesn’t stay up. It seems like it should, it just...doesn’t."

Laptop Shane

"I'm afraid someone's going to step on it - it's so tiny."

Parcheesi Shane

"We titted and we tatted; now it's time to play"

Icky Shane

"I've discovered if I put the non-coated part in first it gets better."

Laundry Shane

"I'll blitz FOM or someone but don't stick anything in the slot."

Penbas Shane

"I wasn't trying to put it in, I was trying to take it out."

Ramunto's delivery Shane

You should've seen the look on my face when I felt how heavy it was.

Seltzer Shane

"It's literally spraying into my mouth and I can't drink it fast enough."