Awkward and unpleasant Shane

"The paroxysms of orgasm were related to diarrhea."

Blue Scholars Shane

"My weapon is my tongue."

@2:13

The Dark Sector of Shane (2)

Unfortunately, the expansion history of the universe alone cannot tell us where to do it.

The Dark Sector of Shane

Put another way, we must alter equation (1.2). We can either do it on the right or the left hand side.

Tender Shane

"It's harder not being face to face."

Stimulus Shane

“I’m concerned about the size of the package."

Obvi Shane

"How did I not know this was here before, I obviously would have played with this."

"He split it down the side, and it's hot running everywhere."

More recursive Shane

"Shane was just making his noises."

I don't even want to know Shane

"You put it in and you spin it around and it's like mmmmmm."

Hair Shane

"It oscillates between an eighth of an inch and six inches."

Fetuses Shane

"You can get the supercharged vitality of pure animality."

Shane actually did say that.

Blizzard Shane

"But those 8 inches are doing their best to create more inches by blowing around wildly."

Chungs Shane

"No, I know where to put it, the question is just-do you want us to put it there?"

Diplomacy Shane

"I'm still in."
"Just let me know where/when to sign up."
"I'm in."
"I'm in, though woefully unprepared...."
"I'll play too (although I need to learn how to play - never done so before)"

Shane said all of these things.

Shane Shane

"It's possible that I packed them while I was drunk, but I'm pretty sure the maid did it."

538 Shane

"Coleman has a tip, but no iceberg."

Expando Shane

"I'm an ambi-flipper when it comes to putting things in."
“Really?”
“Oh yeah, I do it both ways.”