Shane-book pro

"Make sure...the electrical prongs on your AC plug are in their completely extended position...As the MagSafe connector gets close to the port, you'll feel a magnetic pull drawing it in."

Shane Eyre

"Here the gentlemen interposed with earnest petitions to be further enlightened on these two last-named points; but they got only blushes, ejaculations, tremors, and titters, in return for their importunity."

(Jane Eyre; 6th to last paragraph of chapter 18)

static electricity Shane

"You probably shouldn't discharge on your computer."

Awkward Shane

"I plunged you in way too deep."

delivery boy Shane

I know it's not a double-entendre, but the delivery box for Mr. Pizza pizzas says:

"Love for women -- Mr. Pizza"

Shane Shane

"Many of my greatest moments happened with Shane."

Medicine Shane

"It's not pretty trying to get that thing down his throat every morning."

voice over Shane protocol

"It is a mouse but also a skype phone, the flip-shell design is very intimate."

Vegan mac and cheese Shane

"I think it came out sufficiently gooey."

Shane-ation

watch the first sketch

geek porn Shane

"Kaylee turned out better, but I just wasn't feeling anything from it. Jayne is definitely the first of the bunch that makes me take stock of my account balance, but it's not ripping the cash out of my hands. Wearing the hat his mother sent him and carrying Vera in hand, are both excellent touches. But that art style just leaves me flat."

toilet brush Shane

"Let's do it! It's good!"

seen (in English) on the package for a brush like you would use to clean out plumbing fixtures on sale in a South Korean supermarket

International law Shane

"There’s nothing worse than a 20 year old who’s ready to got at 7 in the morning…and you’ve got to teach them."

Headphone Shane

Q: Why does it keep falling out?
A: My ears are funnily shaped

astronomy Shane

"Are all short-hard gamma-ray bursts produced from mergers of compact stellar objects?"

Card reading Shane

"If they can get in there and they're comfortable, that's fine with me."

Popcorn Shane

"Aaaaaah, it popped in my face!"

farmers' market Shane

"wood fondling encouraged"

(seen at a stand selling wooden bowls at the Edmonds farmers' market)

Thumb drive Shane

"Yo, don't touch the tip."

trigger finger Shane

and that was a prematurely sent email... the rest to come shortly

IBM Shane

"That thing the other day, where you had to sit there and wiggle it around for thirty minutes just to get a charge...I can identify with that so much."

Bananagrams Shane

"I was pretty proud of herpes."

Sombrero Shane

"I might have stretched it out a little bit...I have an enormous head."
"Yes, you clearly have a larger head than I do."

Lab Shane

"Be ready to go deep but also have the flexibility to go quickly when you get going."

Economy Shane

"Lack of confidence causes premature pull out."

Guitar Shane

"You want to hold it so you can freely switch your fingers around. It works better that way"

Lecture Shane

"It's very easy to pull out quickly, right?"

Third floor Shane

"Take a whiff, and if you don't like it you don't have to play."

Rock Band Shane

"I don’t really know why it doesn’t stay up. It seems like it should, it just...doesn’t."

Laptop Shane

"I'm afraid someone's going to step on it - it's so tiny."

Parcheesi Shane

"We titted and we tatted; now it's time to play"

Icky Shane

"I've discovered if I put the non-coated part in first it gets better."

Laundry Shane

"I'll blitz FOM or someone but don't stick anything in the slot."

Penbas Shane

"I wasn't trying to put it in, I was trying to take it out."

Ramunto's delivery Shane

You should've seen the look on my face when I felt how heavy it was.

Seltzer Shane

"It's literally spraying into my mouth and I can't drink it fast enough."

dc 15 Shane

"My rod is like a laser cannon."

"Can I 'Lay Hands' on myself?"

Orthopedic Shane

"It's almost as cool as that thing I did [with my knees] before I left your house yesterday."

Shane and the Order of the Phoenix

"I examined him personally in Transfiguration and Charms when he did N.E.W.T.s... Did things with a wand I'd never seen before..."

Hammerfall Shane

"When I run out of stamina, I quit, then come back later."

Who are you, Shane?

"You don't have to be so quick pulling out of me. You could have hurt me."

"You feel different inside me: cold....hard."

CPR Shane

"I prefer an unconscious victim, honestly; its just much easier to get stuff done"

Speed drills Shane

"I just inserted penis because the 'puh-puh' sound was hilarious."

Shane of Catan

I have too much wood in this hand

Budget Shane

"I was about to get Rob’s part and put it in my..."

Cake Shane

"My frosting bag skills are not what they used to be."

Shane and switch

"You can bait me into doing a lot of things. [Not this]."

Shane the vampire slayer

you can tell a lot about someone based on how they deal with a hole

(from the episode commentary on season 7, episode 1 of Buffy)

Pitching Shane

"He is not afraid to pound it in there."

Shane Stewart

I hope that was as uncomfortable to watch as it was to do.

Another class for Shane

"I guess if I went really fast and crammed it in there..."

Office Shane

"I need something to wipe my hand."

Ehunt Shane

"I wont defend it as good, it just gets me going in the morning."

Research Shane

"'Hard to Swallow' is like my new favorite search."

dark matter Shane

"It is conceivable that once captured, WIMPs could be ejected by hard elastic scattering from nuclei."

the great Shane-icator

In anticipation of these urgings, everyone should read the excerpt in this month's Vanity Fair (online edition only) from James Mann's forthcoming book The Rebellion of Ronald Reagan, which reveals that the hard-liners' hero was, in fact, a babbling nut job who was lucky that Soviet President Mikhail Gorbachev, a genuine reformer desperate for Western assistance, was on the receiving end.

http://www.slate.com/id/2211165/

stimulus Shane (though this is almost too easy)

How much stimulus is going to end up in people's pockets?

home repair Shane

Insulation: foam spraying unit

(seen on a truck at the Manchester airport)

Shane rolls initiative

"If they delay, they can insert themselves wherever they want."

('They,' of course, refers to a bunch of Kobolds)

game night Shane

"It's like a roller coaster of pleasant feelings and being full."

when Shane was at Harvard

"As the binary gets stiffer and starts to merge, you'd expect the ejections to get more energetic."

Downloading Shane

"Well, i'm going to finish before you. Just let me know when you're done."

hold'em Shane

"I'm good at the flopping, just not at the other parts."

Super Bowl Shane

"They'll get plenty of time to touch it for sure."

Bruise Shane

"I couldn't touch it without crying."

Awkward and unpleasant Shane

"The paroxysms of orgasm were related to diarrhea."

Blue Scholars Shane

"My weapon is my tongue."

@2:13

The Dark Sector of Shane (2)

Unfortunately, the expansion history of the universe alone cannot tell us where to do it.

The Dark Sector of Shane

Put another way, we must alter equation (1.2). We can either do it on the right or the left hand side.

Tender Shane

"It's harder not being face to face."

Stimulus Shane

“I’m concerned about the size of the package."

Obvi Shane

"How did I not know this was here before, I obviously would have played with this."

"He split it down the side, and it's hot running everywhere."

More recursive Shane

"Shane was just making his noises."

I don't even want to know Shane

"You put it in and you spin it around and it's like mmmmmm."

Hair Shane

"It oscillates between an eighth of an inch and six inches."

Fetuses Shane

"You can get the supercharged vitality of pure animality."

Shane actually did say that.

Blizzard Shane

"But those 8 inches are doing their best to create more inches by blowing around wildly."

Chungs Shane

"No, I know where to put it, the question is just-do you want us to put it there?"

Diplomacy Shane

"I'm still in."
"Just let me know where/when to sign up."
"I'm in."
"I'm in, though woefully unprepared...."
"I'll play too (although I need to learn how to play - never done so before)"

Shane said all of these things.

Shane Shane

"It's possible that I packed them while I was drunk, but I'm pretty sure the maid did it."

538 Shane

"Coleman has a tip, but no iceberg."

Expando Shane

"I'm an ambi-flipper when it comes to putting things in."
“Really?”
“Oh yeah, I do it both ways.”