Stuffing Shane

"I'll hold, you scoop."

More Top Chef Shane

"...at a room temperature, when it was kind of melting and it kind of coats your whole tongue, you don't even know what else comes afterwards..."

Turkey Shane

"I don’t know whether to rub things on it."

Towel Shane

"I'm not even soaking through to the other side."

Brick-Breaker Shane

"The balls can bounce into each other, I saw it, I swear"

Social calendar Shane

"Just woke up. I'm down whenever."