Recursive Shane

"Well this was nice, I got to eat and listen to Shane talk to himself for an hour."

Green thing Shane

"I can't tell if the big part goes in the front or the back."

Shane's best gift ever

"I accept it as a gift, but my condition is: you have to do all the things with me."

8th Doctor Shane

"Trying to satisfy all these different people pulling in all these different directions..."

Gabfest Shane

"And then I expect him to come very big and hard."

"Do you think he should whip out some huge agenda and go for it?"

Awkward

Top Chef Shane

"Never have I had anything so violently sweet in my mouth."

Palin-Shane

"Even if it's cracked up a little bit, maybe I'll plow right on through that and maybe prematurely plow through it, but don't let me miss an open door. And if there is an open door in '12 or four years later, and if it is something that is going to be good for my family, for my state, for my nation, an opportunity for me, then I'll plow through that door.”

Politico, November 10, 2008

Settlers of Shane

"I can't even put it in the place I wanted to put it."

Also...
"I'm playing this game under protest."

Governator-Shane

"They should never give up. They should be on it and on it until they get it done."

LA Times, November 10, 2008

Inexplicable Shane

"And then I looked back and realized 'oh god, he didn't come!'"

CNN Shane

"I'm told they shoot my body from all different angles."

Academic Shane

"I think it is important that we at least explore the belly of the beast before mounting it for a ride."

Jason Kaufman, For the Common Good? American Civic Life and the Golden Age of Fraternity (New York: Oxford University Press, 2002), 32.

fivethirtyShane

The elation that Democrats feel is mixed with the hangover of carrying so much emotional electricity in the body for so long. Its discharge is necessarily going to leave an exhaustion behind.

Darwin's Shane

"It was like this long, and I ate it."

I/Thou Shane

"Once we start to rub that lamp, why not go the whole way?"