I think we may have hit it big (twss)

(if you lack time or interest, skip to the bottom of this)

http://www.abc.net.au/7.30/stories/s141290.htm

Doctor Shane

"Tracked you down with this. This is my timey-wimey detector. Goes ding when there's stuff. Also, it can boil an egg at 30 paces. Whether you want it to or not, actually, so I've learned to stay away from hens. It's not pretty when they blow."

Organic farmer Shane

"Every other thing he ripped out, he let us taste some."

Shane, the final frontier

Mercury spewed mysterious dark blue material

Red card Shane

"When you go a man down, you're stretched in every direction."

"They're one man down, but right now it looks like they're 15 on 6."

Pong playing Shane

"How do we wipe this?"

More Blackberry Shane

"Stop vibrating I'm trying to play."

Blackberry Shane

"This thing is always going off"

Division of labor Shane

"I haven't said no to anything in the past three weeks."

Game playing Shane

"I'm always second but never first"

Tub-packing Shane

"Why is it so hard to fit everything in here?"

Josh Gonzales Shane

"One thing that they just keeping pounding in..."

Darth Shane

"Many of the objects of this up-blowing are clones..."

-- http://www.slate.com/id/2201450/

Shane gets the band back together

"Do you still play?"
"I haven't touched it in years."