Friday, March 29, 2013

It night be the best thing I've ever put in my mouth. It's like it's hitting every part of my tongue - affogato Shane

Saturday, September 15, 2012

I put it between my legs. It tightened and then it loosened
- mimosa Shane

Tuesday, September 4, 2012

Convention Shane


Ann Romney was pressed several times to weigh in on Eastwood’s strange speech, and she responded each time with a short statement and a pivot back to her husband.
“I didn’t know it was coming,” she said. “He’s a unique guy and he did a unique thing last night.”

Saturday, September 1, 2012

"Does anyone want to split the butt with me?"
- French restaurant Shane

Thursday, August 2, 2012

Liquid DDI Shane

"If I had three hands, I would actually mix it in my mouth."

Monday, July 9, 2012

You can tell, once you get it in your eye, if it's wrong-side-in, because it hurts like hell
- Contact Shane

Thursday, July 5, 2012

Speaking Shane

Your mouth needs to be loose and stretched out so it's not too tight when you open it.