TARDIS Shane

"I rather like the feeling of you running around inside me."

I really like the sensation of having it in my mouth more than the aftertaste - ice cream Shane

Do you remember the bouncing penis? You missed the bouncing penis.

Stop-motion Shane

"I also owe you something with a monster made out of a soda can and hot glue..."

Sleep number Shane

"I was trying to make it harder, but it just keeps going down."

Chicken Shane

"That's cutting it close, babe."
"Don't worry, we'll just stuff it in there."

Softball practice Shane

"I this ball bag for all these balls?"