Top Chef Shane

"I like the flavor, but I don't like the way it feels in my mouth."

You need to make the hole bigger - fundraising Shane

Falafel Shane - "I like to do it myself if I can"

It's a good thing not all of us can feel it every time you do that

Green Lake Shane

"Let's do it backwards and on the inside."

Camping Shane

"Should we get straps? I mean, I know you're having fun, but..."

iPhone Shane

"You have to actually touch it, as opposed to what you were doing."