Eyeliner Shane

"This is so hard. I have a broken pencil and no liquid."

I felt it explode in my mouth -topchef shane

Powerpoint Shane

"I have the dongle in my pocket."

feline Shane

"If you are affectionate, you will get moist."

Reading Shane

I'll only last like 12 seconds, but it will be really good.

Dan Brown Shane

"The only emotions they inspired in me were fleeting curiosity followed by self-loathing and shame."

Twilight Imperium Shane

"If we stopped right now, I would be totally satisfied."