Shane-book pro

"Make sure...the electrical prongs on your AC plug are in their completely extended position...As the MagSafe connector gets close to the port, you'll feel a magnetic pull drawing it in."

Shane Eyre

"Here the gentlemen interposed with earnest petitions to be further enlightened on these two last-named points; but they got only blushes, ejaculations, tremors, and titters, in return for their importunity."

(Jane Eyre; 6th to last paragraph of chapter 18)

static electricity Shane

"You probably shouldn't discharge on your computer."

Awkward Shane

"I plunged you in way too deep."

delivery boy Shane

I know it's not a double-entendre, but the delivery box for Mr. Pizza pizzas says:

"Love for women -- Mr. Pizza"

Shane Shane

"Many of my greatest moments happened with Shane."

Medicine Shane

"It's not pretty trying to get that thing down his throat every morning."