Alright, I'm not doing any more because my hand hurts.
- bottle opener Shane

Some of what's left in there has been in your mouth four or five times
- More Batch Shane

The first time I sipped, I misjudged the size of the hole
- Batch Shane

You know you have to suck when you have your mouth on it...
But I was sucking so hard!
- Racing Shane

This white creamy goodness. What is it? I almost choked. -Molly's Shane

It's too wide! Have YOU ever seen a penis that big? -carafe Shane

You've gotta spin it. It's an art. You can't let it flop. If it's too heavy on one side, it flops. - soft serve Shane