Shane leaves the Prancing Pony

"It was almost 10 o'clock before they finally got off."

Shane-o-fax

"No man had yet mounted him, but Gandalf took him and tamed him..."

Stop-motion Shane

"Special thanks to Tim, who taught me that there is nothing you cannot do with a hot glue gun."

"as soon as he was on fewer than three feet, he started slipping all over the place"

"Well... that's better.... but it's not good"

"the discontinuous nature of the motion is still too distracting to make that feasible"

"Your monster needs more friction with the table."

Shane said all of these things.

Flaky then creamy - baklava shane

Key lime Shane

"It was supposed to be creamy and gelatinous. Now it's just hard."

Penny Arcade Shane

http://www.penny-arcade.com/2011/1/3/

the whole thing is on the cusp of being something that Shane said...

Its penetration but its penetration with responsibility - gator bowl shane