Orthopedic Shane

"It's almost as cool as that thing I did [with my knees] before I left your house yesterday."

Shane and the Order of the Phoenix

"I examined him personally in Transfiguration and Charms when he did N.E.W.T.s... Did things with a wand I'd never seen before..."

Hammerfall Shane

"When I run out of stamina, I quit, then come back later."

Who are you, Shane?

"You don't have to be so quick pulling out of me. You could have hurt me."

"You feel different inside me: cold....hard."

CPR Shane

"I prefer an unconscious victim, honestly; its just much easier to get stuff done"

Speed drills Shane

"I just inserted penis because the 'puh-puh' sound was hilarious."

Shane of Catan

I have too much wood in this hand