Fetuses Shane

"You can get the supercharged vitality of pure animality."

Shane actually did say that.

Blizzard Shane

"But those 8 inches are doing their best to create more inches by blowing around wildly."

Chungs Shane

"No, I know where to put it, the question is just-do you want us to put it there?"

Diplomacy Shane

"I'm still in."
"Just let me know where/when to sign up."
"I'm in."
"I'm in, though woefully unprepared...."
"I'll play too (although I need to learn how to play - never done so before)"

Shane said all of these things.

Shane Shane

"It's possible that I packed them while I was drunk, but I'm pretty sure the maid did it."

538 Shane

"Coleman has a tip, but no iceberg."

Expando Shane

"I'm an ambi-flipper when it comes to putting things in."
“Really?”
“Oh yeah, I do it both ways.”