bailout shane

"if money is not loosened, this economy will go down"

McShane

"I think this is going to blow up in his face."

bbq shane

don't worry, the flesh will come

Twix Shane

"Depends if you chew or savor."

Frisbee Shane

"I just can't bend over like that anymore."

Commercial Shane

"Introducing, the new liquid cleaning foaming pipe snake."

Post-doc Shane

"Physics isn't about what you do; it's about who you do it with."

"Wow, I should probably post that myself."

"The robots will never withstand the crabs."