Friday, January 3, 2014

No further context necessary Shane

Just about the most refreshingly delicious thing I've ever put down my throat

Tuesday, November 26, 2013

I saw it in the morning and I was like 'I just don't feel like touching that right now.' - Pickle Shane

Tuesday, November 12, 2013

Soup Shane

The moment I smelled it, I knew.

Friday, March 29, 2013

It night be the best thing I've ever put in my mouth. It's like it's hitting every part of my tongue - affogato Shane

Saturday, September 15, 2012

I put it between my legs. It tightened and then it loosened
- mimosa Shane

Tuesday, September 4, 2012

Convention Shane


Ann Romney was pressed several times to weigh in on Eastwood’s strange speech, and she responded each time with a short statement and a pivot back to her husband.
“I didn’t know it was coming,” she said. “He’s a unique guy and he did a unique thing last night.”

Saturday, September 1, 2012

"Does anyone want to split the butt with me?"
- French restaurant Shane

Thursday, August 2, 2012

Liquid DDI Shane

"If I had three hands, I would actually mix it in my mouth."

Monday, July 9, 2012

You can tell, once you get it in your eye, if it's wrong-side-in, because it hurts like hell
- Contact Shane

Thursday, July 5, 2012

Speaking Shane

Your mouth needs to be loose and stretched out so it's not too tight when you open it.

Monday, July 2, 2012

Timer Shane

"I pushed but I can't get it to fit."
"It's not supposed to stay in all the way."

Nalgene Shane

Mine barely fits...the super big one, I can't fit in.

Sunday, July 1, 2012

USB Shane

How do I get it in?
I put it in the wrong way before...
You haven't noticed them? They're giant balls!
-Bridge Shane

Saturday, June 30, 2012

I'm glad you finished it before I did.
- TWSS Shane
Alright, I'm not doing any more because my hand hurts.
- bottle opener Shane

Friday, June 29, 2012

Some of what's left in there has been in your mouth four or five times
- More Batch Shane
The first time I sipped, I misjudged the size of the hole
- Batch Shane

Wednesday, June 27, 2012

You know you have to suck when you have your mouth on it...
But I was sucking so hard!
- Racing Shane
This white creamy goodness. What is it? I almost choked. -Molly's Shane