OMG there's no way this is real Shane

Fridge Shane

For some reason, mine is abnormally large.

Carcassone Shane

I don't think I want it to go in.

I just can't open my lips that wide now -lisp Shane

USC Shane

"The Trojans pulled another one out."

Mechanical bull Shane

"I was gripping onto the thing, knees locked, with a grimace, face down."

This was really said.

Pot Pie Shane

"Oooo, I'm so excited to put this in."

I was worried I was going to snort it so I had to swallow so fast - Catan Shane

Dominion Shane

"I've had this done to me a few times. That's how I picked it up."

Chocolate Nemesis Shane

I don't want it on my belly; I want it in my mouth.

Look how cute and tiny it is - tea cup Shane

It went way faster than I thought it would. I'm so disappointed

It went way faster than I thought it would. I'm so disappointed

Pong Shane

I don’t want that in my mouth. I’m going to choke and die.
No I just don’t want the ball in my mouth
Just lob it, I’ll catch it.

Physical therapy Shane

"I can grip everything I want to grip."

Bike rack Shane

"Do you want me to hold it up while you strap it on?"

The magic is better when it happens in the spectator's hands - magic Shane

EBA's Shane

The outside should be black, the inside should be melty, and the stuff in the middle should be congealed.

Did you have to take it out til the white stuff came out? - even more flabongo Shane

I'd really love to shove a shot straight down their throats - really awk Shane

"Oh man it's so weird when it gets like that! So inappropriate!" "I warned you about the middle phase!" - further flabongo Shane

What the he'll was that!? And why?! - flabango Shane

In your version, which way do you do it? - question card Shane

Will you move your drinks so I can see you thumb it? -thumbmaster Shane

It's a lot of swallowing all at once! - Nikki Shane

There are many slots , put it on the right one

It's much easier than you think. It just pops right out. - magic Shane

I was grossed out, uncomfortable, and so proud of myself all at the same time. - words with friends Shane

I was holding it tightly. I was gripping it! - magic Shane

Cherry Shane part II

Eww, eww, eww. It was a nasty cherry. It had fuzz on it. but I didn't realize it until it was in my mouth.

Cherry Shane

"Are you going to get juice over my computer?"
"Don't worry, I'm using the other hand."

Tour de Shane

"He's got the biggest tongue in the business."

(British commentator referring to a French Tour de France rider)

Teddy Bear Shane

I named it big floppy when I was in third grade.

Urban dictionary Shane

You do that, I'll watch.

Rolling Shane

I hear you have to lick it a lot to get it wet first.

Wall plug Shane

A: "Get on your knees"
B: "I like doing things the hard way."

1NC Shane

"I guess his mouth was too tired by the time he got to that part."

asparagus Shane

"It's pretty woody down there."

Pine Park Shane

"It feels much larger than it actually is."

I like being involved but I really like just watching - Magic Shane

They'll probably tell you if you put too much in - IRA Shane

Camelbak Shane part III

“You just have to drink more when you suck it really hard.”

"I’m worried that I’m going to bite too hard and it’s going to loosen.”

"I like it when it’s looser because you can get more out."

"I feel like we should just swap bite valves."

Camelbak Shane part II

"I feel like I really have to bite down and suck on this thing."

Camelbak Shane

I like a bigger hole. When I first got it, I couldn't much out.

Re-do Shane

They're only on it for 20 minutes.

It's really compelling and fantastic, despite its length. - Infinite Jest Shane

He's just so big and so heavy - Star Trek Shane

Where words go, fingers often follow. - fan Shane

I'm not as familiar with prostates as I wish I was

automatic stapler Shane

"Don't be tentative; just shove it in there!"

It slowly went down over the course of an hour - hair Shane

TARDIS Shane

"I rather like the feeling of you running around inside me."

I really like the sensation of having it in my mouth more than the aftertaste - ice cream Shane

Do you remember the bouncing penis? You missed the bouncing penis.

Stop-motion Shane

"I also owe you something with a monster made out of a soda can and hot glue..."

Sleep number Shane

"I was trying to make it harder, but it just keeps going down."

Chicken Shane

"That's cutting it close, babe."
"Don't worry, we'll just stuff it in there."

Softball practice Shane

"I this ball bag for all these balls?"

Honey Shane - it was delicious. I was just sucking on it

It's hard to get my mouth around it -- new words Shane

Bay Area Shane

"Shane's coming! Shane's coming!"

Iron Chef Shane

"Once it's in the mouth, it seems very soft..."

Sometimes, it seems like Shane hosts every cooking show in the world.

Top Chef Shane

"I like the flavor, but I don't like the way it feels in my mouth."

You need to make the hole bigger - fundraising Shane

Falafel Shane - "I like to do it myself if I can"

It's a good thing not all of us can feel it every time you do that

Green Lake Shane

"Let's do it backwards and on the inside."

Camping Shane

"Should we get straps? I mean, I know you're having fun, but..."

iPhone Shane

"You have to actually touch it, as opposed to what you were doing."

Gun Shane. I don't really have good aim I just want to feel the power of the gun

Wasabi Salami Nut Shane

"It was kind of salty and nutty. A little meaty and greasy..."

Seafarers of Shane

"I will give all of the money in my pockets for your wood."

Edamame Shane

"If you squeeze it, a little bit of yummy goodness comes out."

"can you just wait fo my partner to get it up?" octofinals twss

Shane leaves the Prancing Pony

"It was almost 10 o'clock before they finally got off."

Shane-o-fax

"No man had yet mounted him, but Gandalf took him and tamed him..."

Stop-motion Shane

"Special thanks to Tim, who taught me that there is nothing you cannot do with a hot glue gun."

"as soon as he was on fewer than three feet, he started slipping all over the place"

"Well... that's better.... but it's not good"

"the discontinuous nature of the motion is still too distracting to make that feasible"

"Your monster needs more friction with the table."

Shane said all of these things.

Flaky then creamy - baklava shane

Key lime Shane

"It was supposed to be creamy and gelatinous. Now it's just hard."

Penny Arcade Shane

http://www.penny-arcade.com/2011/1/3/

the whole thing is on the cusp of being something that Shane said...

Its penetration but its penetration with responsibility - gator bowl shane