burger Shane

"I ate Five Guys yesterday and I didn't puke."

recruiter Shane

"I met a lot of people that way. Some of them came. Some of them didn't come. Maybe it depended on what mood I was in."

Shane actually said this.

College Shane

“The real thing is to get our ED numbers up, like we did last year with the senior assistants.”

Jazz hands Shane

"One thing about the Okinawans is they've been shafted over and over again. Just shafted. And it's been a total buildup and now they're ready to burst at the brink."

Generic Shane

"It doesn’t matter where it goes! Just put it in! Somewhere, somewhere!"

Rug burn Shane / lube up Shane

"I keep forgetting to put lotion on my elbows."

Hair Shane

His looks like yours would look if it were longer...and thicker.

Shane didn't invent peel and dump...but he did popularize it

Do you know 'peel and dump'?

How can you peel and dump at the same time?

Splinter Shane

It's pretty small...but it's in pretty deep.

Redo Shane

"I had to do it at least fifteen times... it was only one session, but it took like five hours."

2AR Shane

Our TNW advantage...its big, its huge

D&D Shane

We never actually used it, but he liked showing it to people.

That tasted like soup.

Blitz Shane

"Why were you on it in the first place?"
"I don't know. People were yelling. I got confused... I got off, though."

Don't be afraid of your gumby