Bailout Shane

"Now that they've expressed themselves, gotten their joints cracked, they seem to be open to voting in favor of a tweaked package."

I don't even want to know.

Shane Palin

"like every taxpayer, we are ill about this position we've been put in"

3 laws of Shane

"Odeen's earliest memories were filled with Hard Ones"

-- from Isaac Asimov's novel "The Gods Themselves"

more bailout shane

"many do not want the government buying toxic assets and, in their view, jamming it down their throats"

bailout shane

"if money is not loosened, this economy will go down"

McShane

"I think this is going to blow up in his face."

bbq shane

don't worry, the flesh will come

Twix Shane

"Depends if you chew or savor."

Frisbee Shane

"I just can't bend over like that anymore."

Commercial Shane

"Introducing, the new liquid cleaning foaming pipe snake."

Post-doc Shane

"Physics isn't about what you do; it's about who you do it with."

"Wow, I should probably post that myself."

"The robots will never withstand the crabs."