That's What Shane Said

2012-01-05T22:49:00.001-08:00

I'm not going to get this in my mouth, so I don't know where else you want it to go - drink Shane

OMG there's no way this is real Shane

2011-12-18T23:16:00.001-08:00

Fridge Shane

2011-12-16T21:38:00.001-08:00

For some reason, mine is abnormally large.

Carcassone Shane

2011-12-16T15:33:00.001-08:00

I don't think I want it to go in.

2011-11-26T19:12:00.001-08:00

I just can't open my lips that wide now -lisp Shane

USC Shane

2011-11-19T21:30:00.001-08:00

"The Trojans pulled another one out."

Mechanical bull Shane

2011-11-08T21:09:00.000-08:00

"I was gripping onto the thing, knees locked, with a grimace, face down."

This was really said.

Pot Pie Shane

2011-11-08T19:32:00.001-08:00

"Oooo, I'm so excited to put this in."

2011-11-05T01:13:00.001-07:00

I was worried I was going to snort it so I had to swallow so fast - Catan Shane

Dominion Shane

2011-11-03T11:21:00.001-07:00

"I've had this done to me a few times. That's how I picked it up."

Chocolate Nemesis Shane

2011-10-28T23:36:00.001-07:00

I don't want it on my belly; I want it in my mouth.

2011-10-23T15:37:00.001-07:00

Look how cute and tiny it is - tea cup Shane

2011-09-18T22:03:00.003-07:00

It went way faster than I thought it would. I'm so disappointed

2011-09-18T22:03:00.001-07:00

It went way faster than I thought it would. I'm so disappointed

Pong Shane

2011-09-11T18:31:00.000-07:00

I don’t want that in my mouth. I’m going to choke and die.
No I just don’t want the ball in my mouth
Just lob it, I’ll catch it.

Physical therapy Shane

2011-09-11T09:43:00.000-07:00

"I can grip everything I want to grip."

Bike rack Shane

2011-08-19T14:49:00.001-07:00

"Do you want me to hold it up while you strap it on?"

2011-08-12T23:39:00.001-07:00

The magic is better when it happens in the spectator's hands - magic Shane

EBA's Shane

2011-08-10T21:46:00.003-07:00

The outside should be black, the inside should be melty, and the stuff in the middle should be congealed.

2011-08-05T22:55:00.001-07:00

Did you have to take it out til the white stuff came out? - even more flabongo Shane

2011-08-05T22:50:00.001-07:00

I'd really love to shove a shot straight down their throats - really awk Shane

2011-08-05T21:38:00.001-07:00

"Oh man it's so weird when it gets like that! So inappropriate!" "I warned you about the middle phase!" - further flabongo Shane

2011-08-05T21:33:00.001-07:00

What the he'll was that!? And why?! - flabango Shane

2011-08-05T21:29:00.001-07:00

In your version, which way do you do it? - question card Shane

2011-08-05T21:22:00.001-07:00

Will you move your drinks so I can see you thumb it? -thumbmaster Shane

2011-08-05T20:52:00.001-07:00

It's a lot of swallowing all at once! - Nikki Shane

2011-07-18T19:03:00.001-07:00

There are many slots , put it on the right one

2011-07-16T18:30:00.001-07:00

It's much easier than you think. It just pops right out. - magic Shane

2011-07-14T21:03:00.001-07:00

I was grossed out, uncomfortable, and so proud of myself all at the same time. - words with friends Shane

2011-07-13T21:43:00.001-07:00

I was holding it tightly. I was gripping it! - magic Shane

Cherry Shane part II

2011-07-13T15:41:00.000-07:00

Eww, eww, eww. It was a nasty cherry. It had fuzz on it. but I didn't realize it until it was in my mouth.

Cherry Shane

2011-07-13T15:39:00.000-07:00

"Are you going to get juice over my computer?"
"Don't worry, I'm using the other hand."

Tour de Shane

2011-07-11T13:33:00.001-07:00

"He's got the biggest tongue in the business."

(British commentator referring to a French Tour de France rider)

Teddy Bear Shane

2011-07-09T23:07:00.001-07:00

I named it big floppy when I was in third grade.

Urban dictionary Shane

2011-07-09T15:01:00.000-07:00

You do that, I'll watch.

Rolling Shane

2011-07-09T12:12:00.001-07:00

I hear you have to lick it a lot to get it wet first.

Wall plug Shane

2011-07-09T12:11:00.000-07:00

A: "Get on your knees"
B: "I like doing things the hard way."

1NC Shane

2011-07-07T08:49:00.001-07:00

"I guess his mouth was too tired by the time he got to that part."

asparagus Shane

2011-07-06T08:58:00.001-07:00

"It's pretty woody down there."

Pine Park Shane

2011-07-05T22:26:00.000-07:00

"It feels much larger than it actually is."

2011-07-02T18:27:00.001-07:00

I like being involved but I really like just watching - Magic Shane

2011-07-01T10:24:00.001-07:00

They'll probably tell you if you put too much in - IRA Shane

Camelbak Shane part III

2011-06-28T15:08:00.000-07:00

“You just have to drink more when you suck it really hard.”

"I’m worried that I’m going to bite too hard and it’s going to loosen.”

"I like it when it’s looser because you can get more out."

"I feel like we should just swap bite valves."

Camelbak Shane part II

2011-06-28T14:55:00.001-07:00

"I feel like I really have to bite down and suck on this thing."

Camelbak Shane

2011-06-28T14:35:00.001-07:00

I like a bigger hole. When I first got it, I couldn't much out.

Re-do Shane

2011-06-26T20:09:00.000-07:00

They're only on it for 20 minutes.

2011-06-21T11:30:00.001-07:00

It's really compelling and fantastic, despite its length. - Infinite Jest Shane

2011-06-20T19:25:00.001-07:00

He's just so big and so heavy - Star Trek Shane

2011-06-19T10:28:00.001-07:00

Where words go, fingers often follow. - fan Shane

2011-06-18T16:09:00.001-07:00

I'm not as familiar with prostates as I wish I was

automatic stapler Shane

2011-06-06T18:54:00.000-07:00

"Don't be tentative; just shove it in there!"

2011-06-03T22:36:00.001-07:00

It slowly went down over the course of an hour - hair Shane

TARDIS Shane

2011-05-28T16:00:00.001-07:00

"I rather like the feeling of you running around inside me."

2011-05-07T13:53:00.001-07:00

I really like the sensation of having it in my mouth more than the aftertaste - ice cream Shane

2011-04-28T22:47:00.001-07:00

Do you remember the bouncing penis? You missed the bouncing penis.

Stop-motion Shane

2011-04-25T23:37:00.001-07:00

"I also owe you something with a monster made out of a soda can and hot glue..."

Sleep number Shane

2011-04-17T21:03:00.001-07:00

"I was trying to make it harder, but it just keeps going down."

Chicken Shane

2011-04-17T21:02:00.001-07:00

"That's cutting it close, babe."
"Don't worry, we'll just stuff it in there."

Softball practice Shane

2011-04-16T16:08:00.001-07:00

"I this ball bag for all these balls?"

2011-04-10T19:01:00.001-07:00

Honey Shane - it was delicious. I was just sucking on it

2011-04-08T23:02:00.001-07:00

It's hard to get my mouth around it -- new words Shane

Bay Area Shane

2011-04-06T21:35:00.001-07:00

"Shane's coming! Shane's coming!"

Iron Chef Shane

2011-04-02T20:53:00.000-07:00

"Once it's in the mouth, it seems very soft..."

Sometimes, it seems like Shane hosts every cooking show in the world.

Top Chef Shane

2011-03-30T22:33:00.000-07:00

"I like the flavor, but I don't like the way it feels in my mouth."

2011-03-28T20:59:00.001-07:00

You need to make the hole bigger - fundraising Shane

2011-03-23T19:27:00.001-07:00

Falafel Shane - "I like to do it myself if I can"

2011-03-23T08:43:00.001-07:00

It's a good thing not all of us can feel it every time you do that

Green Lake Shane

2011-03-20T21:20:00.001-07:00

"Let's do it backwards and on the inside."

Camping Shane

2011-03-20T21:17:00.001-07:00

"Should we get straps? I mean, I know you're having fun, but..."

iPhone Shane

2011-03-19T14:22:00.001-07:00

"You have to actually touch it, as opposed to what you were doing."

2011-03-06T12:04:00.001-08:00

Gun Shane. I don't really have good aim I just want to feel the power of the gun

Wasabi Salami Nut Shane

2011-03-04T17:56:00.000-08:00

"It was kind of salty and nutty. A little meaty and greasy..."

Seafarers of Shane

2011-03-03T11:39:00.001-08:00

"I will give all of the money in my pockets for your wood."

Edamame Shane

2011-03-01T21:50:00.000-08:00

"If you squeeze it, a little bit of yummy goodness comes out."

2011-02-21T08:47:00.001-08:00

"can you just wait fo my partner to get it up?" octofinals twss

Shane leaves the Prancing Pony

2011-02-19T21:15:00.001-08:00

"It was almost 10 o'clock before they finally got off."

Shane-o-fax

2011-02-17T14:20:00.000-08:00

"No man had yet mounted him, but Gandalf took him and tamed him..."

Stop-motion Shane

2011-02-15T00:19:00.000-08:00

"Special thanks to Tim, who taught me that there is nothing you cannot do with a hot glue gun."

"as soon as he was on fewer than three feet, he started slipping all over the place"

"Well... that's better.... but it's not good"

"the discontinuous nature of the motion is still too distracting to make that feasible"

"Your monster needs more friction with the table."

Shane said all of these things.

2011-01-27T21:53:00.001-08:00

Flaky then creamy - baklava shane

Key lime Shane

2011-01-16T01:18:00.000-08:00

"It was supposed to be creamy and gelatinous. Now it's just hard."

Penny Arcade Shane

2011-01-03T13:04:00.001-08:00

http://www.penny-arcade.com/2011/1/3/

the whole thing is on the cusp of being something that Shane said...

2011-01-01T12:49:00.001-08:00

Its penetration but its penetration with responsibility - gator bowl shane

Carcassone Shane

2010-12-30T21:40:00.001-08:00

"There haven't been that many opportunities for us to screw each other..."

"I can't believe that came of my mouth."

Domo Shane 2

2010-12-17T19:12:00.000-08:00

"People like hard things, right?"

Domo Shane

2010-12-17T19:10:00.000-08:00

"It's just a matter of poking until you find the right hole."

Ice cream Shane

2010-12-11T21:05:00.001-08:00

"You want to try this, even though it's not very hard?"

Georgia Tech Shane

2010-11-27T19:07:00.000-08:00

"Boy, he accelerated through that hole."

Marx Shane

2010-11-13T18:36:00.002-08:00

"I've been pretty slow today, but eventually I managed to spit it out."

Refrigerator Shane

2010-11-13T18:36:00.001-08:00

"You take one out, you put one in. Those are the rules. No, not one of those. Ohhhh, that's good."

Eyeliner Shane

2010-10-29T20:29:00.001-07:00

"This is so hard. I have a broken pencil and no liquid."

2010-09-14T22:49:00.001-07:00

I felt it explode in my mouth -topchef shane

Powerpoint Shane

2010-09-13T14:14:00.001-07:00

"I have the dongle in my pocket."

feline Shane

2010-09-12T22:12:00.001-07:00

"If you are affectionate, you will get moist."

Reading Shane

2010-09-03T20:53:00.001-07:00

I'll only last like 12 seconds, but it will be really good.

Dan Brown Shane

2010-08-31T09:44:00.001-07:00

"The only emotions they inspired in me were fleeting curiosity followed by self-loathing and shame."

Twilight Imperium Shane

2010-08-29T02:42:00.001-07:00

"If we stopped right now, I would be totally satisfied."

jazz band Shane

2010-08-21T02:32:00.001-07:00

"We're not going to do the hard thing?"
"Okay, give me the hard thing."

diplomacy Shane

2010-08-15T20:32:00.001-07:00

"Here's hoping we can keep it up."

"I'm just glad I'm going to make it longer than Britain."

Disclosure Shane

2010-08-08T13:24:00.000-07:00

"If you can fit it in, I'll approve it. Right now though, it's just too big."

Beirut Shane

2010-08-07T21:10:00.001-07:00

"I might get hit in the face, but can I come?"