Do you remember the bouncing penis? You missed the bouncing penis.

Stop-motion Shane

"I also owe you something with a monster made out of a soda can and hot glue..."

Sleep number Shane

"I was trying to make it harder, but it just keeps going down."

Chicken Shane

"That's cutting it close, babe."
"Don't worry, we'll just stuff it in there."

Softball practice Shane

"I this ball bag for all these balls?"

Honey Shane - it was delicious. I was just sucking on it

It's hard to get my mouth around it -- new words Shane

Bay Area Shane

"Shane's coming! Shane's coming!"

Iron Chef Shane

"Once it's in the mouth, it seems very soft..."

Sometimes, it seems like Shane hosts every cooking show in the world.