That's what...Davy said?

"We'll split it 3-way, unless you want to invite that other dude."

Shane O'bama

"How did Barack Obama achieve superslipperiness without becoming greasy?"

Disclosure Shane

"I've never even done it before and it's clearly the worst."

Oil file Shane

"Oh my god its so long.....why did you make your kids into slaves?"

Reflexive Shane

"This is not fair. I have slow reflexes."

Laptop Shane

"Every time he slams, my hands tell me to type softer."

Bananas

"Petal peels her bananas from the end without the stem.

I mentioned as much at the lunch table last week and triggered a firestorm of debate that has put several research careers on hold and seriously jeopardized the marriage of at least one colleague who, in his single-minded pursuit of truth, has refused for over a week to talk about anything other than the pros and cons of alternative peeling methods. As of this writing, he and his wife have reached an uneasy truce that prohibits him from ever again mentioning the word "banana" in the marital household."

That's what Shane said

From Gatsby

"My mouth says no but my brain says yes."

Shane definitely said that.

From a video on circular breathing

"This is my first time filming myself, and it feels really weird."

At the Hanover Inn

"Why am I the only one who did that?"

"Was it good for a box? No, it was actually good."

"Mine went way down. Waaaaaaay down."

Shane said all of these things.

"Everyone's coming but me"

That's what Shane said.

The space aff

"Yeah! Our's is longest!! ... but half is missing."

"I was ready to go the whole time. I even signed up"

That's what Shane said.

"Y'all can get off this one time"

That's what Shane said.